A Random Bout of Wackiness

Wouldn't it be great if chocolate was the healthiest food in the world and the more you ate the more weight you lost. And wouldn't it be great if playing MarioKart on the Wii counted as your daily excersize routine and helped you sculpt the abs of Adonis and buns and breasts of the Goddess of love herself......... . . . . . . . . . . . .Naaaaaaah!